The new answer to “What are you wearing?” on the red carpet these days might as well just be declared “my ring.”

Maybe it was the settling down of the fearless single-foursome of “Sex and the City” that made these celebs want to give up their carefree solo lives for the doldrums of matrimony.

The latest to drop her single status was the queen of “dirty” herself, Christina Aguilera. That’s right moms, you can take that watchful eye off of your sons now, because X-tina plans on trading in her “Lady Marmalade” corset for a wedding gown.

This is strange behavior indeed, considering the last time she donned a bridal outfit, she was going buck wild swapping spit with Madonna and Britney Spears on stage at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

However, Aguilera is just the most recent in a slew of celebrities bringing back traditional family life to Hollywood; just look at the other two parts of the controversy-stirring threesome above.

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