This past summer, I was invited on a canoeing trip to Maine that my friend’s boyfriend had planned with a few other people. The 11 of us enjoyed the day, drinking and floating down the river.

Everyone was having a good time, with the exception of one of the guy’s ex-girlfriends who had invited herself along. She started off the day pissed because I got to ride in the canoe with her ex. She stayed close to our canoe all day, but we pulled ahead and he made it very clear that she was his ex and he didn’t want to hang out with her all day.

We decided to put some muscle in and got about three miles ahead of everyone. We started talking and drinking some more and finally found a spot for everyone to pitch tents.

As the night goes on, we continue to enjoy ourselves, and finally he and I were the last people not asleep in our tents. So, we decided to go skinny dipping. While in the water we started messing around and one thing led to another, and well … we ended up having sex in his ex-girlfriend’s canoe.

The best part? Right in the middle she came out of her tent half-asleep and called out his name asking if he was going to go to bed soon. He just pretended not to hear.